Since the vampires on True Blood are "out" and can go to a bar and order "True Blood," I thought it might be sufficiently related to post this joke here:
Vampire Bar
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and walked up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"Okay, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"