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Author Topic: The Commandments of Dark Shadows  (Read 21772 times)
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« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2008, 12:45:49 AM »

Thou shalt not understand.
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« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2008, 09:39:03 AM »

Thou shalt go into warp drive at a moment's notice, to cover vast distances on foot should the script demand it.

Thou shalt wander through Eagle Hill Cemetary (and the Collins Mausoleum) on your way to anyplace you may be going, even if it's not really on the way.

Thou shalt not explain your reasoning when trying to persuade someone of something, but instead thou must repeat "You must!" over and over again.
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« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2008, 12:31:41 PM »

With apologies to the author I can't remember the name of,  of the list I cannot remember the name of right now:

Thou shalt look exactly like ancestors dead hundreds of years, but not even remotely resemble anyone in your own family.
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« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2008, 02:35:25 PM »

My post above was inspired by "The Complete Dark Shadows Instruction Book".  Contributors: Martin Davenport, Judy Phillips, Teri Darcy, Jane Harris, Cathy Vocke, Liz McGillicuddy, Alane Megna

http://www.natural-innovations.com/ds/llib.html

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« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2008, 04:04:18 PM »

Thou shalt not explain your reasoning when trying to persuade someone of something, but instead thou must repeat "You must!" over and over again.

Reasoning, shmeasoning - no one need know the reasoning - only that they MUST!!

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"The Complete Dark Shadows Instruction Book".  Contributors: Martin Davenport, Judy Phillips, Teri Darcy, Jane Harris, Cathy Vocke, Liz McGillicuddy, Alane Megna

Ah, the good ole days in DS fandom's online Dark Ages. Who knows whatever happened to half of those people?
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« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2008, 05:02:44 PM »

Thou shalt not understand.

i'm afraid we have a stalemate here as i gave a commandment:   

Thou shalt understand.   

hm.    what do we do.   

oh, okay, i know:   

Thou shalt disregard that the first "understand" commandment as never happening because someone went back in time and DID NOT drop Victoria Winters on her  head in the foundling home!     

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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2008, 09:33:33 PM »

i'm afraid we have a stalemate here as i gave a commandment:   

Thou shalt understand.

Well, your actual wording was...
Thou shalt know what it means.
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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2008, 04:45:42 AM »

Thou shalt contradict what is previously known about your character.
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2008, 05:45:56 AM »

Thou shalt not have little or young girl children move into thine house, for whenever thou allowest, ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night shall surely followest.

HIGHlarious because your basically quoting a certain characters words in the early eps I am watching.  This is a cute game guys!!
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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2008, 11:38:46 AM »

Thou shalt change thy sex or name ere thy first appearance.
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