any humans still foolish enough to think they can outwit the crotch police.
Well, that would seem to imply that 1) not wearing underwear is foolish, and 2) there should be such a thing as the crotch police - both of which I would argue against. But traveling anywhere down that road would be going way OT, so perhaps we should start to reign in any underwear discussion - or at least keep it strictly about underwear seen or even perceived seen on DS.
Suddenly I can't get Cheap Trick's
Dream Police out of my head (which, considering the actual lyrics, is ironic
) - only I'm substituting "crotch" for "dream" - and a whole slew of other words for the rest of the lyrics.
I think I need to put on a real CD...