Rest in peace, my dear Dr. Lang,
To see you die gave me such a pang,
It was tough to decide who was best
As you versed old Jeff in a shouting contest,
You created a man, big everywhere,
With really bad scars and curly dark hair,
You spoke to a recorder that didn't work,
I know some folks think you're a jerk.
But Dr. Lang, I think they're wrong,
And for you I've written this sweet lil' song.
We knew you briefly but that was enough,
When the going got rough, you got tough.
Goodbye, Dr. Lang, it was whirlwind and wild,
Now Barnabas and Julia will raise your child;
Your death was an accident, a whoops, a slip,
Cassandra was startled and lost her grip.
The judges have decided--Dr. Lang, it's you!
You won the shouting contest, hands down, it's true!
Posthumously, we'll award it, stand proud and tall,
You did it--you're the overactingest actor of all!
Love, Robin