Episode #0773

Complete the sentence:

Minerva was quite startled when Tim Shaw told her, "Frankly, my dear Mrs. Trask, the only way I'll marry that perniciously pious daughter of yours is if _________."

Minerva was quite startled when Tim Shaw told her, "Frankly, my dear Mrs. Trask, the only way I'll marry that perniciously pious daughter of yours is if you drink some more of this lovely tea I've just served you."

Minerva was quite startled when Tim Shaw told her, "Frankly, my dear Mrs. Trask, the only way I'll marry that perniciously pious daughter of yours is if _she became possessed by a dance hall paranormal second sighted hussy from England!_

(Poor Tim, just didn't hang in there long enough...)

"Frankly, my dear Mrs. Trask, the only way I'll marry that perniciously pious daughter of your is if she stops with the endless lecturing of what I should and shouldn't do while out on a night with the boys!"

"Frankly, my dear Mrs. Trask, the only way I'll marry that perniciously pious daughter of yours is if she were HALF as FRISKY as you are in the sack!"

  The ones who seem the most pious are always the biggest harlots in the bedroom. 

She gets a job working with Magenta and Riff Raff