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Episode #0242
« on: February 27, 2007, 07:25:03 PM »
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Complete this phrase: Dr. W - "Now, hold on there, big boy - I know you have needs, but..."

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2007, 07:49:54 PM »
"...I can't refill your Pez dispenser!"
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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2007, 08:13:50 PM »
Dr. W: Now hold on there big boy, I know you have needs, but the coffee machine is broken!

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2007, 10:23:42 PM »
Now, hold on there, big boy - I know you have needs, but Sam Evans and I have been going steady for years.
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2007, 11:22:28 PM »
"Now, hold on there, big boy - I know you have needs, but not with the patients, please!"

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2007, 03:45:23 AM »
Dr. W - "Now, hold on there, big boy - I know you have needs, but... I suppose I could place you on my special needs list... lets get this on!
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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2007, 04:13:42 PM »
Dr. W - "Now, hold on there, big boy - I know you have needs, but there must be another way of fulfilling them short of getting yourself sent back to prison!"

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2007, 04:59:22 PM »
"...I can't refill your Pez dispenser!"

This was intended to make absolutely no sense, by the way.    Don't strain yourselves looking for a meaning.    This is a PSA.
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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 05:24:41 PM »
This was intended to make absolutely no sense, by the way.    Don't strain yourselves looking for a meaning.

Actually, I thought that was very clever, Magnus. [thumb]  Doctors write refills for prescriptions, but they can't write a refill for a Pez dispenser.  ;D

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2007, 05:46:00 PM »
Actually, I thought that was very clever, Magnus. [thumb]  Doctors write refills for prescriptions, but they can't write a refill for a Pez dispenser.  ;D

Hey MB, good one!    It's a bit creepy... once in awhile I'll do a joke with an extra meaning I wasn't conscious of, and I'll wonder if it's subconscious.   It happens too often for me not to wonder.    Most of the time, it's all conscious and intentional, I swear!
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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2007, 05:54:27 PM »
Well, it could be a lot worse - someone could be writing something they consciously think is clever but it really isn't. Any possible display of subconscious cleverness is probably preferable to that any day!  :D

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 04:41:04 AM »
Dr. W - "Now, hold on there, big boy - I know you have needs, but... you really should focus on some one a little more feminine then me.  But thanks for the compliment.

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2007, 10:07:51 PM »
DW: Now, hold on there, big boy - I know you have needs, but we're on the same team, and I'm not interested in switching sides.  Maybe you should ask Joe.

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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2007, 12:39:21 AM »
"... this doctor will only take your temperature the old-fashioned way, with a glass thermometer!   If you want to go 'organic,' it'll cost ten times what any doxie would charge, and Medicare won't cover it!"
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Re: Episode #0242
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2007, 03:34:42 AM »
Doctors write refills for prescriptions, but they can't write a refill for a Pez dispenser.  ;D
No, but you can refill your Pez dispenser with the prescribed sedatives!  ;)
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