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« on: February 21, 2007, 05:03:59 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 04:06:35 PM »
Barnabas: I've told you before, Willie.  Indoor plumbing was not around when this house was originally built.  If you want to go, there's an outhouse in the garden....
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 06:10:41 PM »
Barnabas: I assure you Willie, I definitely was NOT staring at Miss Winters' boosums.

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 07:14:03 PM »
Barnabas: I suppose you could say this is the beginnig of a special relationship... Just you and I Willie.

Willie: Yeah, you and me... gulp!
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 07:50:19 PM »
Barnabas: There you go, Willie, that's the face I want you to use when I sit you on my lap and we play the ventriloquist and his dummy.

Willie (thinking) Gak the things I have to do for this vampire!

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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2007, 06:23:03 AM »
Willie:  Please Barnabas, won't you let me get Doc Woodard to prescribe some more hormones for me?  I can't stand the hot flashes anymore!
Barnabas:  No, Willie, I forbid it!  They make your blood taste like okra!
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