They assume that we're all out celebrating like mad at 10am on days like President's Day and Memorial Day. Celebrating HOW, I shudder to think!
Wellllll, Raineypark - out of respect I stay pretty low key myself on Memorial Day but I do pull out all the stops for
Prez Day ...I pop in my Jimmy Carter teeth, Ronnie Reagan wig, and go around giving everyone the Ticky Dicky double peace sign as I grant pardons to criminals and exclaim "I am NOT a crook". It's also the day you are allowed to lie about anything, make promises you never intend to keep, do prat falls, imagine your an ex-general, pretend to pick your dog up by his ears and practice your best Texan or Boston accents.
You mean you guys don't do this stuff?