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Episode #0213
« on: January 18, 2007, 06:12:02 AM »
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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 06:13:54 AM »
Sequel to:
Episode #0014

So, Joe - that offer of a dance still stands. And I take back that the guys in prison were cuter than you.

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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 03:55:04 PM »
B: Sigh, Joe, I hate to burst your bubble.  But you're NEVER going to get the prize you want.  These clamp things are rigged!
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"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 05:18:19 PM »
♫ Please, Mister, please. Don't play B-17. It was our song, it was his song, but it's ooooooooooover! ♪
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 07:02:07 PM »
LOL, Janet!  Now I've got that song stuck in my head.

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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2007, 09:12:56 PM »
"Hi,  my name's Burke...do you live nearby....?
There's not a man on my ottoman, there hasn't been one in weeks.
There's not a man on my ottoman, he's gone off to fight the Greeks.

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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2007, 09:31:46 PM »
"How 'bout a gladiator movie?"
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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2007, 04:25:31 AM »
Burke: So Joe what song you looking for? sing a few bars for me.

Joe: OK, I like a man with a slow hand... I want a lover with an easy touch.
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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2007, 10:39:50 PM »
Joe: They've finally updated this jukebox! Finally some Beatles tunes, cool huh?

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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2007, 10:56:20 PM »
"Oh, it's not that I don't respect you Burke, it's just, well, it's just hard to look a guy in the eye who wears a big white furry ball on the top of his head, that's all."

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Re: Episode #0213
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2022, 03:00:32 PM »
Burke:  Joe you’ve really dodged a bullet letting Carolyn go after me might just have given you a much brighter future assuming you don’t run into any female vampires.
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!