If a sketch were being done with the most recent cast, this is who I think would play:
Fred Armisen= Nicholas
Rachel Dratch= Angelique
Tina Fey= Victoria
Will Forte= Willie
Bill Hader= Roger
Darrell Hammond= Stokes
Seth Meyers= Chris/Tom
Finesse Mitchel= Joe
Chris Parnell= Barnabas
Amy Poehler= Carolyn
Maya Rudolph= Maggie
Andy Samberg= Julia
Horatio Sanz= Sam
Jason Sudeikis= Jeff
Kenan Thompson= Elizabeth
Kristen Wiig= Victoria