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« on: October 06, 2006, 08:06:37 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2006, 08:14:56 AM »

"You know that stuff I'm supposed to have mysteriously learned in Martinique?  I was able to put something in this tea that will make you cease following me through time, and stop complaining when I stupidly fall in love with anyone who sort of looks like Josette!"
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2006, 04:15:07 PM »

B: Julia, why is there an almond taste to this tea?
J: Oh, um...it's the almond COOKIES!

(for all you "The Little Girl Who Lived Down The Lane" fans!   >:D)
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2006, 08:34:03 PM »

Julia:  Barnabas, if you drink that coffee now, you'll be awake till all hours of the night.
Barnabas:  Julia, I'm a vampire.  Staying awake at night is what I do.
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2006, 01:24:01 AM »

Julia: Barnabas! that's your second cup of coffee,  you never have a second cup at home.

Barnabas: Your coffee isn't like Collinwood coffee, its good to the last bite.
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2006, 02:19:58 AM »

Collinwood coffee, its good to the last bite.

Heh, heh!
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2006, 03:59:26 AM »

Barn:  Ahh . . Nothing beats a cup of Earl Gray Tea.
You know Julia I knew a French Captain that can make the stuff appear out of the wall.  All he has to do is say the magic word:  "Tea; earl gray - hot."
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2006, 04:22:15 AM »

Finding himself short on funds Barnabas turned to Julia to coach him through his new job, waitressing tables at the Collinsport Inn!
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2006, 09:34:10 PM »

Barn:  Ahh . . Nothing beats a cup of Earl Gray Tea.
You know Julia I knew a French Captain that can make the stuff appear out of the wall.  All he has to do is say the magic word:  "Tea; earl gray - hot."

OH, thank you very much.....I'm damned lucky I didn't end up with Tea, Earl Grey, Hot  all over my keyboard.......[lghy]
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2006, 12:43:55 AM »

Julia: Barnabas! That better be V-8 in that teacup!
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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2006, 07:49:44 AM »

Barn:  Ahh . . Nothing beats a cup of Earl Gray Tea. 
You know Julia I knew a French Captain that can make the stuff appear out of the wall.  All he has to do is say the magic word:  "Tea; earl gray - hot."

So... Barnabas survives until the year 2500-something, does a stretch in Star Fleet, throws the wands, gets the 49th AGAIN, pops into his old body in 1970 or 1968 or whenever, and....
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2006, 02:53:43 PM »

So... Barnabas survives until the year 2500-something, does a stretch in Star Fleet, throws the wands, gets the 49th AGAIN, pops into his old body in 1970 or 1968 or whenever, and....

I guess . . or maybe he timetravled . . I just thought it would be funny.

I'm glad you liked it Raineypark :)
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2006, 04:10:08 PM »

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I guess . . or maybe he timetravled . . I just thought it would be funny.

Me too.    No criticism intended.    I just thought my remark would be funny too.
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2006, 04:43:40 PM »

Me too.    No criticism intended.    I just thought my remark would be funny too.

I didn't think it was criticism.  I'm glad you liked it too.
It just seemed like an explanation to me not a joke . . hmm . . it could make for a very wacky fan fic though.  I'm not sure I could pull it off, but you're welcome to try.   [hall2_smiley]
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2006, 05:55:57 PM »

BC: "It was kind of you to offer me your blood, so that I don't have to victimize others, but to sneak it into my hot chocolate... it just kills the taste, it really does!"
(McT... just seemed like an absurd chain of events!)
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