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« on: September 14, 2006, 05:13:20 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 06:05:43 PM »

David: You need a REALLY big cootie shot, 'cause you've got Harry Johnson cooties.
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 07:08:31 PM »

D: I told you I wanted to play randy hotel clerk and the hotel guest!
A: And I told you I wanted to play checkers!
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2006, 04:04:49 AM »

DC: "Hold still, I think I've found your 'off' button, right here on your back..."
A: "I keep telling you, I'm not an android!  And you're watching way too much Star Trek!"
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2006, 09:44:03 PM »

DC: "Hold still, I think I've found your 'off' button, right here on your back..."
A: "I keep telling you, I'm not an android!  And you're watching way too much Star Trek!"
[laughing4] [stfl]
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 02:58:17 PM »

Due to indifferent and absentee parenting, David and Amy have a complete misunderstanding of the mating ritual of "necking", with only Carolyn and Adam's bad example to follow... :-*
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 03:15:59 PM »

Amy: DAVID you spooky little psychopath!  I think you need to review the rules of this game.  And by the way - it's Twister NOT Twist Her.

David: Oh, AMY! Haven't you realized by now that I always make up my OWN rules. Muhahahahaha!
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2006, 06:03:44 AM »

David:  Hold still, Amy!  I've got to learn how to unhook bras so I can become a man!
Amy:  You numbskull, I don't wear bras yet!
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2006, 01:53:35 PM »

David:  Hold still, Amy!  I've got to learn how to unhook bras so I can become a man!
Amy:  You numbskull, I don't wear bras yet!
Ha Ha ! Perhaps David is confusing play-ing with play-tex! [a2a3]
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2006, 07:36:42 PM »

A: "You can't just disassemble people you don't like, and return them!"
DC: "Pull peg C out from slot A... why are the directions always in Japanese?   I hope they kept the box!"
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 01:59:03 AM »

AJ: DAVID!  Why are you trying to unzip my dress?

DC:  Not the reason you'd think--- See, after my stepmother Cassandra left, I vowed never to let anyone in a LIME GREEN dress enter Collinwood, ever again !
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2006, 02:31:56 PM »

David (singing a verse from London Bridge): Take the key and lock her up, lock her up, lock her up...

Amy: If you don't get you're paws off me, they're going to take the key and lock YOU up.
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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2006, 06:41:40 PM »

Amy:  All right, all right!  You can be Nora the next time we play The Game!
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