Episode #0104

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
ECS: "I respect that door there more than I do you, Roger!  At least it isn't off its hinges!"
R: "Little-known fact about that door: ____________!"

It swings both ways

 . . .
R: "Little-known fact about that door: ___ It has more children out of Wedlock than you do ___