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« on: April 05, 2006, 12:26:23 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 01:51:18 AM »

"You know, many women say that I remind them exactly of Steve McQueen in 'The Great Escape' with my piercing blue eyes."

"Oh, really?  You look more like the hapless Smiler in 'Last of the Summer Wine,' with that goofy mug and lantern jaw, imho."     
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 03:28:31 AM »

Willie #1: Yeah baby, if you're nice to me, I'll show you where my pal Fred and I make all those Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles, nyuknyuknyuk.
Maggie (thinking): [He's not a vitamin, he's a pill]
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2006, 05:48:53 AM »

WILLIE: Is it so, I'm an impostor, I'm not the real Willie Loomis?
MAGGIE: Yes, double yes.
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2006, 06:24:32 AM »

WL:  "Hey babe, Willie Loomis Number One here!    'Number One'... get it?    Aw, to hell with my extreme subtlety!!   I'm #1 in the sack!!"

ME: "I'll wait for #2... they try harder!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2006, 06:20:03 PM »

Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, James Hall flashes his winning smile to ensure a long stint on the show!   >:D
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2006, 03:43:37 AM »

Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, James Hall flashes his winning smile to ensure a long stint on the show!   >:D

LMAO on that one!!! ;D >:D  (Is there any truth to the rumor that Mr. Hall continued his acting career as Nick Adams' stunt double/nude body double in, I believe, t.v.'s "Johnny Rebel"?) ::) :-[
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2006, 06:41:27 PM »

James Hall: Katie, this such a great gig!  I've just put a down payment on a condo in the Hamptons!

Kathryn Leigh Scott:  How's their refund policy? (Looking afar) Oh hi, John!
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