"the words: DEADBEAT FATHER 4 LIFE written on the cover"
"nails where the body rests"
"a bell that Paul can ring incase he's buried alive. And if I hear it, I shall LAUGH, good & hard!!"
"it's lid opened so everyone can get a good look at that freaky smiling mug"
"wheels so we can push it off of Widow's Hill!"
"easy access for grave robbers"