Episode #0825

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Setr-up:
Petofi: "Hand, let's never tell the world how you came to look that way!"
Hand (in sign language): "You ________ so often, it's as miracle I didn't drop off by myself!"

've smacked Aristede in the mouth and cut me on his teeth

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