Episode #0677

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
Chris was learning the drill.  When he fell sideways, it meant he was turning into a werewolf.  Falling backward meant he'd been poisoned.  When he fell forward, it meant ___________.

"... When he fell forward, it meant he'd just had too much to drink."