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« on: April 21, 2006, 11:27:47 PM »
 [stfl]  :-
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2006, 01:02:32 AM »
Barnabas had one too many cocktails at the
Blue Whale. ::WHORF!::
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I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2006, 03:56:54 AM »
B: I understand that this very staircase lifts up to reveal the family pet, a dragon named Spot.
V: Uh, Barnabas?  Wrong show!
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2006, 04:01:54 AM »
B: Now, if *I* lived here, I'd install a lever to make the stairs turn into a slide!  Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! I crack myself UP!    [stfl]
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2006, 05:31:38 AM »
Barnabas: Wouldn't it be fun to slide down this bannister.

Vickie: You first, I don't understand.
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2006, 05:53:33 PM »
Barnabas Collins in a funny vein.
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2006, 10:58:09 PM »
BARNABAS: It's hard to tell you why I don't come during the day
VICKI: Why, you been watching to much DEGRASSI*?

*Degrassi series didn't come until 1979 in Canada.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2006, 04:22:27 AM »
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on April 22, 2006, 05:53:33 PM
Barnabas Collins in a funny vein.

AUGH! The caption made me laugh, but that book is AWFUL!
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2006, 07:48:58 AM »
V: "I've come to ask you to donate blood!  Here's a pamphlet from the RED CROSS that explains it!  And you're invited to a spaghetti dinner with LOTS of garlic!!  And I thought you might suffer from SADS, so here's one of those lamps that mimics sunlight!!"
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 04:41:32 PM »
barnabas:"i told willie to polish this banister with PLEDGE not dry dust.he'll get the cane for this one!"
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 11:41:12 PM »
Barnabas: Then, after being punished for what he did not do, the son saw his father trip and tumble down these stairs, the son knew at once that there was a god!.. ha...ha...ha.
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2012, 07:10:37 PM »
Alexandra: "Come on, Jonathan, the script isn't that bad."
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2012, 04:12:43 PM »
V: "I'm sorry, Barnabas!  I'll leave you alone with your staircase!  I wondered why Willie would put a hole there!"
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