...It likes to strip down to its Tupperware and parade about the house as if it owned it. It ain't decent, I tell ya!
...It likes to flap its lid and pretend it's Gene Krupa or Buddy Rich or somebody. It's been advertising for a cremation urn to make like a saxophone so it can have a band and play at the Tool Shed Bar & Grille. And it won't let me audition!
...It likes to taunt me with a piece of chicken. Can you believe it? Now what would anybody want to do a thing like that for?
