Missing Dialog from Today?

Posted by RingoCollins on February 15, 2002 at 08:51:48:

When Tony Bogart and Carolyn were out by the fountain:
Julia should have been there with the chandelier fob;
'Do you hear Crystal tinkleing?'
Tony: 'Who is Crystal?'
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Ima Fly didn't miss a line.
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Did Barn offer Julia some PORK? [the other white meat]
[I hate it when they call her HOFFMAN - at least in this parallel!]
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When Julia confronts Barn about 'How did you know that I saw the ghost of DR. Woodard' - Barn responds:
'John Edwards told me' [and they spend the rest of the ep rolling around on the floor laughing and laughing and laughing - as the director yells 'Cut, Cut, nobody will believe that!]
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Not missing: sounded like Carolyn slipped out of Barn's power long enough to sing a chorus of 'She Loves You'- is she the only one that sees this? [I have gained a whole new respect for Nancy B. from the first times thru the show!! Newbies, stay tuned!!]
And an excellent actor, portraying an excellent actor, as Barn told Julia that he needs her! Even Carolyn [and myself] were in the boat, flopping around on the deck - hooked.
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When TLATKLS brought the cake to Joe, and he sez:
'Hey that looks great!'
Missing line: 'I wasn't talking about the cake!!'
and when Julia wants to leave, and Maggie wants her to stay; Missing line from Joe:
'Let her go, please, let her GO!'
So Julia leaves; Joe goes over and fondles Mag's bare shoulders. Maggie gets a confused scowl on her lovely and talented face and sez:
'Joe, didn't Julia take that large flashlight with her?'
Joe looks a little embarassed, and takes a step back.
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As the caretaker finds Julia approaching the crypt,
he sez: [stepping into a very dark area of the grey here, with one of a favorite series of cruel jokes, but I just couldn't wait for the return of the Head of Z.]
A man with no arms and no legs is playing in a pile of leaves. What is his name?
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Russell.
[apologies in advance]

Cheers,
Ringo