...they don't serve beer and they don't use scallop shells for ashtrays.
"they haven't paid for trash removal services for the past 8 years & have piles of garbage outside of each window""Collinwood is made entirely out of gingerbread"
"it includes an alien they keep locked in the attic"
"Mrs Stoddard starred in a number of stag movies back in the 40s under the name 'Miss Chesty McNasty' "