These are all great!!
Misty, Sarah & Casltebee, you had me practically on the floor laughing!!
I especially love the "It never snows in Maine!!" "If you hear a rooster crow, you know you'll live another day!" (ROTLF!!) and the one about
"Julia and the sedatives!!"
Thanks for brightening up my day, it's damp & rainy here in New York today, so I needed that!! :-)