Episode #0942

 

Complete this phrase: "Maggie felt so sorry for the sheriff after he revealed that what was absolutely the worst thing about being brought back from the dead by jeb was...!!"

... the hours

... the lack of opportunities for advancement

...his widow wasn't covered under the medical plan.

...Jeb was always making fun of his “square” attire.

...he had left his grave in such a hurry that he had forgotten his sunglasses.

...they refused to serve him at the local Dunkin’ Donuts.

...what was the point of getting out of your grave if you were assigned to work in a crypt?

...they refused to serve him at the local Dunkin’ Donuts.

LOL... poor guy, standing in line for doughnuts and decomposing...

"listening to Jeb's singing during off duty"

"hearing Night of the Living Dead jokes everywhere he goes"

"paying ALL THAT MONEY for a coffin, grave & tombstone that's going to waste!"

That George Romero paid better

    

...he had left his grave in such a hurry that he had forgotten his sunglasses.

I've always hoped that the Ghost of Sam Evans would let him borrow his.