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Re: Lucretia Borgia
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2002, 11:07:16 PM »
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Regarding potential life forces for Eve - Martha Stewart? Seriously, did you see the look in Martha's eyes when she told the anchorwoman on the CBS morning show that she just wanted to focus on her salad?  I hope that anchor had on a good pair of running shoes that morning.  I bet Martha would make short work of Danielle Roget.

I thought Martha was Nicholas and Angelique's master... ;)

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Re: Lucretia Borgia
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2002, 02:02:50 AM »
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Regarding potential life forces for Eve - Martha Stewart? Seriously, did you see the look in Martha's eyes when she told the anchorwoman on the CBS morning show that she just wanted to focus on her salad?  I hope that anchor had on a good pair of running shoes that morning.  I bet Martha would make short work of Danielle Roget.


There we go!  I can see it now.  Instead of repopulating the earth with a race of monsters, Eve/Martha makes Adam build her a smokehouse and chicken coop, as well as put in a garden and construct a foundry.  

In her spare time Eve/Martha uses her sedan to mow down innocent ingenues who happen to drive up the drive to the House by the Sea.

And then she can go to war with Liz about building that unsightly mausoleum.

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Re: Lucretia Borgia
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2002, 07:17:19 AM »
I'm ROFL about Martha Stewart as Eve's life force. That is awful. Love it. ;D
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