Episode #0815

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
AP: "You cannot begin to conceive of my excitement, Mr. Collins!   My other hand never had the strength nor the dexterity to.... well, you know!"
BC: "I can well imagine, Count, and I must say __________!!"

BC: "I can well imagine, Count, and I must say I remember well the excitement I myself felt when I first learned to count to five on my fingers!!"

LOL!   Good zinger, Barnabas!

...you might want to do something about your dish-pan hand.