"it was HIM that left the flaming dog doo on their pouch last night..but never did he believe it would cause a fire THAT DANGEROUS"
"a bloodbath massacre DID sound like fun"
"it really was him in that soft core film & not a lookalike cousin as he had originally claimed"
"he was not from England & his hair was a combover weave"
"the stuffed turtle plush toy found did belong to him & he would appreciate having it back"