Episode #0739

 

Complete this phrase: "Charity broke down in tears when she finally realized..."

"...that in fact it hadn't been the undisembodied hand of Tim Shaw in bed with her, but the undisembodied hand of Count Petofi."

(Thanks for the sequel, dom!)
"Charity broke down in tears when she finally realized that there was no way to break down in saliva or ear wax."

"all this time, she had been a hot blonde babe & had never taken advantage of it!"

"the Tooth Fairy had never come & was infact: not real."

"that was not her contact lens solution, that was her mother's Zesty Italian salad dressing!"

That being a pious hypocrite was not one of the Ten Commandments

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Much appreciated, as always!