Episode #0324

 

Fill in the blank: David - "Aunt Elizabeth, have you ever noticed how depraved the eyes are in this portrait of the original Barnabas? It's as if they're compelling you to ________ - not that that's necessarily a bad thing."

I hope you don't mind the correction here, MB.

"Aunt Elizabeth, have you ever noticed how depraved the eyes are in this portrait of the original Barnabas? It's as if they're compelling you to beat the snot out of someone - not that that's necessarily a bad thing."

Oops! What was I thinking?!    But it's been corrected. 

(Though perhaps I'd inadvertently stumbled upon a heretofore unknown identical looking cousin also named Elizabeth. Hey - identical cousins worked on The Patti Duke Show - this would just be even more identical. 

  You can lose your mind / When cousins are two of a kind 

Hmmm...)

David - "Aunt Elizabeth, have you ever noticed how depraved the eyes are in this portrait of the original Barnabas? It's as if they're compelling you to _Fall down on your knees and worship it._ - not that that's necessarily a bad thing."

...as if they're compelling you to drink other people's blood, and kidnap innocent women and hold them prisoner in your own porivate dungeon in your basement, until they become your love-slaves - not that that's necessarily a bad thing."   

"go out & buy his licenced board game"

"light some candles & party like it's 1799"

"eat some Jello"

"dance the Batusi"

"dance the Batusi"