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« on: June 20, 2007, 06:09:05 PM »

 :-  :-X :'( :(

Complete this phrase: "The sheriff, Joe, Maggie and Sam were sorely disappointed when their supposedly foolproof plan to catch the 'maniac' who'd kidnapped Maggie simply caught..."


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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 06:19:35 PM »

"The sheriff, Joe, Maggie and Sam were sorely disappointed when their supposedly foolproof plan to catch the 'maniac' who'd kidnapped Maggie simply caught the Dunkin Donuts guy delivering the first vanful to the boys in blue."
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 11:53:18 PM »

"The sheriff, Joe, Maggie and Sam were sorely disappointed when their supposedly foolproof plan to catch the 'maniac' who'd kidnapped Maggie simply caught one of Sam's drinking buddies from the Bar in Rockport, looking for a place to crash."


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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 12:27:14 AM »

thanks!
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 03:15:50 AM »

"The sheriff, Joe, Maggie and Sam were sorely disappointed when their supposedly foolproof plan to catch the 'maniac' who'd kidnapped Maggie simply caught..." The Paper boy pissing on their front door step because Sam hadn't paid his bill in two years!!
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 10:17:05 PM »

(Well, i'm sure they were after him too.    Given the police force's obliviousness, he was probably Public Enemy #1.    And they got closer to nabbing a guilty guy with him than with 'Willie'...)
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2011, 12:21:11 AM »

"a giant rabbit"

"Carolyn, who was stalking Joe"

"Big Foot"

"a leaf"

"the 6 dozen men who peek into Maggie's bedroom on a nightly basis"

"poor Mr Barnabas Collins who was just there to write a book on the Evan's garden"
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2011, 10:42:45 PM »

 [laughing4]

"the 6 dozen men who peek into Maggie's bedroom on a nightly basis"

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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2012, 04:00:13 AM »

The Penguin who had come up from Gotham City after the jewels of Naomi Collins.
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2012, 04:23:18 AM »

The sheriff, Joe, Maggie and Sam were sorely disappointed when their supposedly foolproof plan to catch the 'maniac' who'd kidnapped Maggie simply caught the attention of the producers of 'America's Dumbest Amateur Police Work'!
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