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Episode #0095
« on: November 13, 2011, 09:48:29 PM »
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Re: Episode #0095
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2023, 10:41:06 PM »
Setup: 

Burke:  Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go ________
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0095
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2023, 01:47:31 AM »
water the plants."

(A hilarious phrase my family used instead of 'take a leak'. The fact that it is based on a true story is what makes it hilarious.)

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Re: Episode #0095
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2023, 04:04:28 PM »
Hehe ^_^

Yeah true stories can be great caption material.  I know there’s at least one caption on this board inspired by a real story, but I won’t be admitting what it is. 

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Re: Episode #0095
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2024, 06:25:37 PM »
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Re: Episode #0095
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2024, 08:06:59 PM »
coat the maître d with spackle an inch thick, and then self immolate for no reason

take a leek for a nice walk

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