Episode #0074

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 



 

[dom]

"You don't like Frank Sinatra?! David, I think you'd better explain yourself!!"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   I suspect very few boys his age would...

   

[McTrooper]

David:  I finished of the stash of store bought mayonnaise.  I’m sorry. 

Carolyn:  Don’t worry David, I’ll just call my dealer.  You really should stop eating straight out of the jar though.  Mother do you have a $50 on hand?

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   I definitely want to know what a $50 jar of mayonnaise is made from?!

(And when I was David's age, I could never resist eating a spoon of mayonnaise from the jar whenever I made myself a sandwich. Today I just lick the knife after making the sandwich.  )

[McTrooper]

I was thinking more of a mark up for getting a secret delivery, but  . . . Hmm  . . .  Maybe mayonnaise made with duck or quail eggs with other premium ingredients.  I suppose it might be too early to avoid upsetting Mrs. Johnson with store bought mayonnaise. 

I can admit to licking the mayonnaise butter knife, but I don’t think I’ve gone for a spoonful on its own myself.  I suppose with Duke Mayonnaise that’s more tempting though.