Episode #1030

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Fill in the blank: "One of the PT Collinses most embarrassing secrets concerned ________ Collins, who was(were) banished to a shack in the middle of nowhere on the estate for the remainder of his(her)(their) days for having committed the cardinal sin of ________!!"

[Willie Loomis]

...........Tin Man Collins............telling too many Collins family secrets, especially the one about Elphaba Collins, who was banned to the land of Oz.........

[Uncle Roger]

Versace Collins

Not shopping at Ohrbach's

[MagnusTrask]

"One of the PT Collinses most embarrassing secrets concerned Blepidiah Collins, who was banished to a shack in the middle of nowhere on the estate for the remainder of his days for having committed the cardinal sin of birdwatching!!"  (Me being literal-minded and difficult again...)

"One of the PT Collinses most embarrassing secrets concerned Cousin Cackle Collins, who was banished to a shack in the middle of nowhere on the estate for the remainder of his days for having committed the cardinal sin of passing himself off as their hitherto-unknown cousin from Ruthenia, then Antarctica, then Narnia, in three different times/realities!!"

 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Too funny, Uncle Roger and Magnus!!   

for having committed the cardinal sin of passing himself off as their hitherto-unknown cousin from Ruthenia, then Antarctica, then Narnia, in three different times/realities!!