Sam: Actually, I'm just an amateur painter. My full-time job is as a sardine sucker at the cannery. Sucking's the only way to remove the innards, and I'm a speedy sucker. I suck seven sardines per second.
Barnabas: Oh, really? Then I'd like to hire you, because...
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