Episode #0101

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
V: "Hello, Novelty Pizzas?  What would you suggest I order for a possible hostage situation that might go on all night, where the perpetrator is a fussy eater who normally wouldn't touch pizza?"
NPs: "Well, _______________!"

"Well, you do know there's a police station in town, right?   I can give you their number!"

"Well, we've had great luck in that area with our classic sardines and barnacle larvae pizza - it's sure to please even the finickiest of eaters!"

"Well, we've had great luck in that area with our classic sardines and barnacle larvae pizza - it's sure to please even the finickiest of eaters!"

(I want to see someone stick that under Roger's nose...!)

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