Episode #0001

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Vicky: Oh, and Mrs. Hopewell, I'm sorry about the time I stuck a cockroach down the back of your dress.
Mrs. Hopewell: Oh, dear, don't you worry about that!  I'd forgotten all about it!   What I do remember is...

"the total amount that you owe us in back rent"

  

Vicky: Oh, and Mrs. Hopewell, I'm sorry about the time I stuck a cockroach down the back of your dress.
Mrs. Hopewell: Oh, dear, don't you worry about that!  I'd forgotten all about it!   What I do remember is the time you put Crazy Glue in the bottle of lubricant in my vibrator drawer!!

You wrote my name and phone number on the bathroom wall at Grand Central Station

you reading your diary entries for all  to hear

Excellent ones, Uncle Roger and Magnus!!