house of Dark Shadows

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
TES: "When I teach, I often make use of a pointer, to convey emphasis.  My pointer is the kind you buy in a store, though, not the flesh-and-blood kind.   Perhaps you'd like to borrow it!"
JC: "What?!  Oh sorry Professor, I was just looking at _________!"

The best way to upstage you.

   That's too, Too, TOO PERFECT!! Sadly...

Well, that's stuff that they probably don't teach you at The Actors' Studio.

(  No - it was surely a natural "talent" with RD!!  )