house of Dark Shadows

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
B: "You know Clark, I've thought of giving it all up.   I'd rather be leaping from tree to tree in British Columbia, logging and singing..."
JC: "I'm really intertested, but pardon me while I _________!!"

... call housekeeping.

Contact the RCMP and have them stop you at the border.

     Good one!!