Hey gang,
If Jeff started going the way of Roger Collins in the "sweeps" department, he could start using that GLH hair spray restorer, that the ubiquitous Ron Popeil is always hawking on those thirty minute info-mercials on the boob tube.
By the way, my all-time favorite info-mercial is that one with Kathlie Lee Gefford and her hubby, Frank, in which they promote their video, "How To Have A Perfect Marriage" (just like Kathie Lee and Frank!)
You see Kathie babbling away on this talk show-like set with some psychologist about how to have a happy marriage, while Frank seems to stare blankly into space. (I got the impression that Frank was daydreaming about being in that hotel room with that zaftic stewardess while the they were taping him!) Oh, what would little Cody think about all of this?
