"claimed to be an inventor while unveiling the Frisbee, Lava Lamp & Pop Tarts onto the 19th century for modest profit & credit, little caring the possible damages it could bring to the future"
"pulled the old 'cousin from England' story on another bunch of suckers"
"got to 2nd base with Rachel, not realizing that his source for such slang, Willie, whom had defined this as being within 2 feet of a female without getting maced, was incorrect"
"made Sandor & Magda repaint the Old House orange, purple & then back to it's original color...all for kicks"
"terrorized the town, while in his bat form, by flying into the hair of every woman in sight"