Episode #0703

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Judith: Don't laugh at me!  I'm an old maid because I choose to be an old maid!
Magda: You don't know what you're missing!  Why, just last night my Sandor...

Threw something at me that wasn't a knife