Barnabas: Tom has all the luck! What did I get for victims? Weird Willie, Mad Maggie, and Cold Carolyn! But Tom gets you hanging on his every bite and begging for more. What's he got that I didn't have?
Julia: You just weren't enough of a 'bad boy' for me, Barnabas! Whenever you strangled me, I just didn't get the feeling that you meant it!