Episode #0298

[Mysterious Benefactor]

  

Complete this phrase: "Liz was scandalized when Carolyn tearfully confessed she'd done something more unwholesome than getting romantically involved with Burke - she'd also been romantically involved with..."

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

"Liz was scandalized when Carolyn tearfully confessed she'd done something more unwholesome than getting romantically involved with Burke - she'd also been romantically involved with..." Matthew Morgan, Bill Malloy, Sheriff Patterson, Dr.Dave Woodard... oh and Uncle Roger, "but he's soooo dreamy!"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

oh and Uncle Roger, "but he's soooo dreamy!"

That's right. How could she resist?    And after all, they are a family of "incestors." 

(One really does have to wonder, though, just how many nieces would actually describe their uncles as "soooo dreamy!"     It certainly seems like incest just waiting to happen - even in day and age as innocent as '66...)

[MagnusTrask]

"...Parallel Time Carolyn..."   (how's that for incest?)

[Lydia]

"...Parallel Time Carolyn..."   (how's that for incest?)

Nice one, Magnus!

[Sara Monster]

"the ghost of Josette"

"a mailbox"

"the census taker"

"Buzz's brother Weasel Hackett"

"Jason & Willie at the same time"

"someone dressed as a pirate at a Ren Fest"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

(And am I sensing a fan of Veronica Mars?)

[patrickm]

Joe the bartender....

[Willie Loomis]

...well, alright, that's not it - there was also Laura, that diva history writer Miss Hoffman, Mrs. Johnson, Maggie Evans, Sam Evans....did i mention Willie and Jason at the same time...., oh, and remember when you were in the coma.....?

[Uncle Roger]

Alvin, Simon and Theodore.