Episode #0266

 

Complete this phrase: "Jason couldn't stop squealing like an overly excited and happy little boy once he realized..."

Jason couldn't stop squealing like an overly excited and happy little boy once he realized.....he's about to achieve every man's dream, to sleep around with every sweet young thing he meets and hits on and the wife won't care!

Jason couldn't stop squealing like an overly excited and happy little boy once he realized that Willie had left Barnabas and come crawling back to him!

"... that he was about to begin a rich, carefree, untroubled, pampered life with no problems at all, just like ever other member of the Collins family!"

....when he realized that it was roger wearing elizabeth's wig (the one with the pretty blue bow) and nightgown. 

"he had gotten away scot free in stealing Mr Roger's prized sweater"

"there was an unguarded pint of ice cream in the freezer with his name on it!"

"in light of everything else, blackmailing Liz to rename the estate: 'McGuirewood' would be a piece of cake!"

"there was an unguarded piece of cake in the fridge with his name on it!"

"that between the boy's need of a father-figure & the lack of parental authority in his life, David Collins could serve as the perfect potential replacement for Willie!"

"he had just run over a dog in the driveway"

That once he was part of the family, he was entitled to his very own curse

     Good one!