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« on: July 11, 2006, 06:11:30 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2006, 06:41:21 PM »
Lord, we are gathered here in the drawing room today to celebrate the happy future of Jason and Liz....and can someone tell me what that puddle of yellow water is doing in the middle of this floor?
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2006, 06:52:53 PM »
J: Now that I've knocked Carolyn to the floor, we can proceed.  Anyone else object?
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2006, 08:20:30 PM »
 (In a similar vein): Regrettably, Judge Crathorne forgot to take his daily "double-dose" of Avodart and  Flomax before driving over to Collinwood!!! [beer] [toilet] [wow]
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2006, 03:18:52 AM »
Jason:  "Now, Liz, if you'll just take your place inside the penta-- I mean, the 'Happy Marriage Star', we can begin the ceremony."
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2006, 09:41:10 PM »
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on July 13, 2006, 03:18:52 AM
Jason:  "Now, Liz, if you'll just take your place inside the penta-- I mean, the 'Happy Marriage Star', we can begin the ceremony."

::laughing out loud:: Awesome.
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2006, 11:26:14 PM »
Jason:  Very obliging of Mr. Wells to sacrifice himself to Ahrimanes so we can go ahead with the wedding.  Vicky, will you be the gay Sally Lunn for this occasion?

Liz:  We all know who'll be the ham!
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2006, 03:42:16 AM »
Jason:  "There... that lumpy brown surprise is proof positive that I can do anything I want in this house, and get away with it... isn't that right Liz?"
ECS: "Somebody marry me to this man, before he gets away!!"  
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 10:51:47 PM »
Jason: You first, Liz.

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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2006, 01:07:52 AM »
Jason: "Give him a big hand, folks... he's just dug his way up from the pits of hell, and boy are his arms tired... my good friend, Mr. Nicholas Blair!!"
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2007, 02:11:43 AM »
 ;D Liz: Oh that? It's the bloodstain from the last jerk who blackmailed me into marriage. I shot him as soon as we were pronounced husband and wife. Now Jason are you sure you still want to marry me?

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2007, 08:09:37 AM »
Jason. Now we just need to step over the broomstick and we'll be married.  Thinking. (Later we can think about changing the carpet. It is threadbear. No wonder the Collins have so much money. )

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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2013, 02:25:32 AM »
Vicki wonders if Miss Manners ever addressed the proper way to use a fire poker on a member of the wedding party
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