a 173 year old case of the clap

Glad it made you smile, unc. That song has a trove of usable lines!

The first thing to strike me about this episode is how casual the conversation is between Vicki & Barnabas about the supernatural goings on. It used to be talking about the supernatural in a hush-hush manner and hiding it from the 'normal' folk. It is a noticeable change. Barn mentions not seeing Vicki for a few days and is surprised to hear Cass/Ange is back and that does seem odd that he would not know that already. But whatever. I agree that Jeff being uncooperative with Vicki seems ludicrous on the part of the writers. And ludicrous as well to think that Vicki would think she could escape Angelique by moving away.
Joe & Adam: Where have all the brave men gone? Long time passing. I guess Joe behaves as he should in a DS universe. I'd argue that he should have called the cops but I imagine he'd consider it more important not to lose him. At least he is not shooting at everything that moves. I think we could have expected Joe to shoot Adam, after all, he shot at him once already and that was in the back. He had every excuse to shoot him before Adam got control over the situation. I expected Joe to threaten to shoot him between the eyes when he said he'd shoot to kill, lol. I was going to say, 'stupid Joe' but I'll play along with the script and say, "Poor Joe."
Cass & Sam: This seemed to come out of nowhere. I get it but it bored me. And it was stupidly acted and written and filmed. Including the Vicki segment.
Barn & Cass - Ho hum. Barn looks good in this segment. I guess Cass/Ange thought so too. Her loins were afire. I still love the angst between them - it gives me the giggles.
Good lord this episode is getting messier the longer it goes on. Barn & Vicki, Cass/Ange & Sam, Barn & Adam & Joe. And I care about none of it. This is one instance I wish there'd been commercials. With all that went on in this episode, all I want to know about at this point is the seemingly random gunshot that Barn & Vicki heard.

changing it's name legally

sobbing

Brutus Collins shouting at the top of his lungs from a parallel time

penis envy

slam

man made jerk