BARNABAS: Now, Julia, must you be so petulant.... just because I asked Mrs. Johnson to be my canasta partner instead of you?!

CHRIS: Mr. Collins, thank you for not holding my brother's reign of lusty terror against me.

BARNABAS: Just make sure that you keep "your" paws off my sweet Julia, Mr. Jennings. Don't make me "go there" like Tom did.

DAVE: Your landlord evicted you, Julia? Where the devil are you going to live?

JULIA: Oh, I have my eye on this place called Collinwood - betcha I can stay there rent free if I play my cards right.

CHRIS: Well, that "Navel Piercing Kit" I gave Amy sure backfired on me. Next time I'll stick to giving her a box of paints!

Heather,
You go to the head of the class for that Postcard From The Edge: would love to be a fly on the wall in Julia's cabana, when the Jennings boys are lotioning up her fair skin for an outdoor iguana hunt.

In the spirit of Magnus Trask's offerings, how about these offbeat pairings for Julia:

Julia and Sam Evans:
Sam falls for Julia, and decides he must lay off the booze long enough to paint her portrait. Julia eventually discovers Sam to be the bastard son of Charles Delaware Tate. Tate's magic has been passed on to Sam, so Julia will live eternally as long as her portrait remains intact. Meanwhile, Maggie has flashbacks of her potential step-mother hypnotizing her with what appears to be a Duncan yo-yo dipped in green glitter.

Julia and Phillip Todd:
Julia reveals her unquenchable thirst for acquiring antiques by secretly poisoning and killing Megan Todd, comforting Phillip after Megan's funeral, eventually marrying the widower, and then locking him in "the room" upstairs while she changes the shop's name to "Hoffman's Hideaway." Years later, she makes a mint selling the inventory on E-Bay.

Julia and Sky Rumson:
Angelique is spitting tacks when she finds her new hubby embroiled in a passionate affair with everyone's favorite redheaded doctor. Julia convinces Sky to gaslight Angelique, prompting the reformed witch to wind up in a strait-jacket at Wyndecliff, while Julia redecorates the Rumson home on Little Windward Island in Chinese Modern.

I'm very bummed after learning you had that reaction, Sandor.  I'd hoped that you might rework the song lyrics and repost them.   :-

For some reason, I felt like a student doing an Extra Credit Project for his favorite teacher, calling the essay "Why I Love Don Briscoe," and then getting an "F"!  I've put it in the proper perspective, but don't be bummed on my initial reaction - I was becoming the Paris Hilton of the DS Forum Captions (overexposed, everpresent, and self-indulgent). The creative minds who post the actual photos for captioning are great and deserve fresher blood than mine. Sandor will return after a needed transfusion.  Appreciate you telling it like it is, Midnite.