MAGGIE: Oh, Chris - your haircut is even worse than Amy described.

CHRIS: Stick around, Maggie - you'll see some hair growth that makes Chewbacca look like a troll doll.

JULIA: Damn you, Ohrbach's!!!

81. You begin each day by reciting a "voice over" of what transpired in your life the day before. (And it's severe when you preface it with, "My name is Victoria Winters...")

At the time Nicholas relieved Angelique of her powers, Elizabeth was stashed away at Wyndecliff. If Liz snapped out of her obsession at that point, figure the powers that be at the sanitarium wanted to keep her there for observation (no one seemed to get sprung from that place unless Julia Hoffman signed the pink slip, or the patient escaped... and shortly after Cassandra's demise, Liz wisely opted to bolt... traipsing through the woods in a blue velvet Ohrbach's number - Joan Bennett looked less like a mental patient and more like an Acamedy Awards presenter).
Fans seem to dislike the "Liz buried alive" storyline - which I hear Dan Curtis concocted to give Joan some extra time off to do a play - but I always thought the crescendo of that plot (with Carolyn, Barnabas, Julia and the werewolf in the mausoleum) was very tense and exciting. And of course, the sight of Julia sticking her head into Liz's coffin in hopes of hearing a heartbeat was priceless.

MAGDA: Ring around the collar, ring around the collar!!

ANTHONY GEORGE: (thinking to himself) Mitch Ryan must have drank heavily while he played this dull part! Maybe they'll want me over at "Search For Tomorrow" someday. At least no one gets bitten on that show.

TOM: Heeeeeeerrrrrre's Tommy!!!

It just occurred to me.....
It's pretty shameful the way we talk about Don Briscoe -- as a mere sex object....piece of meat....hunk of gorgeousosity. (huh?)
It's so hard NOT to though.  He was just too adorable for his own good, IMHO.   

Truer words were never spoken, Constance-
Don was sort of the male version of Marilyn Monroe on Dark Shadows: naturally good looking, sexy, impulsive, vulnerable, self-absorbed but sensitive, acting style was either appreciated or abhorred, and ultimately his personal issues overwhelmed his career - all just like Marilyn! Expected him to sing "Silver's Not A Wolf's Best Friend" if there was ever a musical version of DS (but that's for another thread).