I sincerely hope that this is the last episode where somebody calls Bob Rooney anything but Bob.
Love how BR shakes his head at Sam when Sammy tells Bob/Andy he’s a good man.
Anybody got a count of the number of glasses on the table? And then Bob whisks them away on his tray. I hope they left him a sizable tip.

This is an excerpt of an article I found on Wikipedia. Thought it might be fun to share.
From Wiki… each verse thereafter suggests a method of sobering—or castigating, or simply abusing—the sailor.


1. Shave his belly with a rusty razor
2. Put him in the long boat till he's sober
3. Put him in the scuppers with a hawse pipe on him.
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.
5. Beat him with a cat 'til his back is bleedin'
6. Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
7. Truss him up with a runnin' bowline.
8. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
9. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down
11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under
12. Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper.
13. Put him in the guard room 'til he's sober.
14. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.
15. Shave his balls with a rusty razor.
16. Make him the skipper of an Exxon tanker.                17. Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him.

Burke

LOL! He can bribe me with Burke.

Fill in the blank:

Operator: I’m sorry, sir. Your call cannot be completed until you deposit ________ into the coin slot.

Criswell

LOL!!!!

How to Solve Crimes like a Pro in 5 Easy Lessons

Fill in the blank:

David: Mmm… I bet that silver filigreed fountain pen tastes just like ________ .

Quote from: Janet the Wicked on October 27, 2011, 12:34:08 AM

Roger's rather lame attempt to talk Vicki and David out of the pen's whereabouts is the gist of this episode.

I thought Roger was pretty smooth at getting Vicky and David not to talk to each other about The Pen.  But wild horses couldn't keep David from telling Burke about it.

As Vicki has bumped into Burke on the train, at the Blue Whale and at the coffee shop, what's to prevent her from bringing up The Pen in conversation with him? I think Roger's attemp to keep her quiet on the subject may very well encourage her to bring it up in conversation the next time she sees Mr. Devlin.