Sam: Are you in there, bourbon? I’m coming after you!

Carolyn: Aw, come on, Joe. I wanna play airplane.

The constable discovers what he thought were caraway seeds on his rye bread are, in fact, ants.

The constable gets an unexpected, but not entirely unpleasant mouthful of mustard.

a hunk of clothesline to hang himself with, a stool to kick out from under himself, and a lantern to make sure he had enough light to do it right.

The curtains in question are on the cabinets in the Collinwood kitchen, clearly visibly when David is swiping canned goods from them.

Mitch Ryan seems to have had a difficult time with his lines. But then this episode was shot on the day after Thanksgiving (according to the slate), so maybe he imbibed a little too much on Turkey Day instead of studying his lines.

Gee. It sure didn’t take Mrs. Johnson long to figure Roger out – “… he hides behind his sister’s skirts”.

I can picture Clarice Blackburn in some of Margaret Hamilton’s roles – the witch in the Wizard of Oz, the housekeeper in 13 Ghosts…

Footage of David running to the Old House. Very cool.

Fill in the blanks:

Liz: Take this down, George. I, Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my collection of _______ to ______ .