Now it seems as if Burke just eventually goes out with all women he hangs out with for long enough, in a sort of knee-jerk way.   He's not even after sex necessarily.   Maybe he's just sort of lonely and naive about consequences, but does that sound like Burke?

I don’t see Burke as being naïve about anything. I think Laura put some sort of spell on Burke or at least enchanted him in some way.

Fill in the blank:

Bandaged hands or no, Sam was desperately attempting to applaud Roger's rendition of ________ .

Looks like Liz has her mind set on Laura not being good for David. Roger will squash that, if he has anything to say about it.

Maggie’s at the end of her ropes with Sam’s drinking.

we are in no way responsible for your smoldering butt.

My God, Janet, that's ... MONSTROUS.

*feline smile*  It is meant to be!

Are you sure you aren't related to a certain Nicholas Blair?

Heh, heh, heh...

So what is Laura anyway? Is she a ghost, a phantom? She seems to be solid. How can there be two lockets? And how does this Phoenix creature have all of Laura’s memories? It makes me think of the Night Stalker episode where the guest creature could take on any human form.

A Mayonnaise, Boiled Dinner, and Indian Pudding taste-testing competition, juried by a panel of Mrs Johnson impersonators.  Mrs Johnson would reserve the right not to taste any mayonnaise that doesn't "smell fresh."

Yes! I would love to be a Mrs. Johnson impersonator. I would substitute Miracle Whip for mayonnaise. I am evil that way.

So Vicki was compelled to bring the painting home with her. But she was hesitant about showing it to Laura and David. Why didn’t she just tell them that the painting wasn’t appropriate for young eyes, a nude or something?

It bugs me that nooooooobody can figure out whose silhouette that is. Come on.

Wow. How long has Sam been at the Blue Whale anyway?
Sam: There's an old, battered hulk on the beach, half in the water, half out.
(I wonder if that was me?)